Constant Movement

My Neighbour Bucha by Deku-Scrub

sunsetthedragon:

has this been done

Son of a bitch, you guys.

I can’t even stop laughing

My future child: Mom, what's that song you're always humming?
Me: It's the Song of Time.
My future child: What's that?
Me: It's the song given to the Hero of Time so he can save Hyrule.
My future child: What's a Hero of Time?
Me:
My future child:
Me:
My future child:
Me:
My future child: Mom why are you cry-
Me: A SWORD WIELDS NO STRENGTH UNLESS THE HAND THAT HOLDS IT HAS COURAGE
My future child: Uh, Mom-
Me: ALTHOUGH I ACCEPTED LIFE AS A HERO I COULD NOT CONVEY THE LESSONS OF THAT LIFE TO THOSE WHO CAME AFTER
My future child: Mom are you okay-
Me: A THING THAT DOES NOT CHANGE WITH TIME IS A MEMORY OF YOUNGER DAYS
My future child: Mom-
Me: IT IS SOMETHING THAT GROWS OVER TIME: A TRUE FRIENDSHIP
My future child: MOM-
Me: A CHILDISH MIND WILL TURN TO NOBLE AMBITION THE MASTER SWORD IS A SHIP FOR WHICH YOU CAN SAIL UPSTREAM AND DOWNSTREAM TIME'S RIVER IF ONE'S HEART IS NOT IN BALANCE THE TRIFORCE WILL BREAK APART THE FLOW OF TIME IS ALWAYS CRUEL THOSE ARE ONLY FOR THE ONE WHO CARRIES THE BLOOD OF THE HERO
My future child:
Me:
My future child:
Me:
My future child: ... I'm going to my room now
Me: GO AND DO NOT FALTER MY CHILD